Marv's Mind

Keep your hands off my chili!

Zoo is fucking up my chili. Yes, I guess he was helping but now he's split it up so half will have beans and the other half will not! I haven't even added the masa yet and he's all fucking my shit up. He should have waited. He should have read the directions. He should have checked with me since it was my idea to make it. He says not everyone wants beans but if you know me...you know I don't give a fuck what everybody likes and doesn't. You eat what I make! I've never heard complaints about beans before and believe me; I've heard a few complaints. I don't know why I'm pissed. I guess cuz I need structure and he's making up his own thing as he goes along. He means well. I know he does. I love him.

I told him he could figure out the rest on his own cuz I was done. I'm being such a bitch but why can't he put the two back together and make me happy? He's gonna jack up the measurements. URRG!

-Marv-

P.S. Zoo, hands off my chili in the future! You can help with the okra. I'm sorry I was bitchy. I love you tons.