Marv's Mind

10% or Hell

I'm at church right now. I'm sitting here not even listening. I should listen. I need to listen but I'm not. I visit several different churches every Sunday but I usually don't listen. I occasionally glance up and catch a word or two but never really listen.

Ok, so I'm not physically AT church but it's on TV. Doesn't that count? I hear the same message that the church goers do. I just don't have to waste time getting ready, dressing up and driving to their establishment. Then again...I'm not giving my 10% tithe to the church. I wonder if they have ways of knowing who is watching them via TV from home. What if they came knocking on my door this afternoon and said I needed to fork over an offering in order to keep watching? That wouldn't be very Christian like.

I'm boring myself so I'm gonna stop.

-Marv-

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