Straight No Chaser

Take Back Your Mink, Take Back Your Poyls

chad's girlfriend is here, and he is subtly but ruthlessly ushering each of us out of the house, one by one. giving out little assignments. to me: "find those two a movie to go see. go look up showtimes."

i did, i found times for rumor has it, in which mom is interested, and which dad will tolerate. mom snarled at me when i offered up the five o'clock showing, saying, "he's seventeen years old, he can deal with us being here. tell him to chill out and just close the basement door."

to which i replied, accidentally, "mom, don't be a blocker."

oops. i didn't say cock but still. now she's flipping out, trying her best to be obnoxious, protesting the movie idea with all her might.

not that it matters to me. i'm going to tina's. but, poor chad. i'm a terrible sister.

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