Tales from the Bookstore

Great Moments in Literature Presents....

Wow.

I really can't believe some of the stuff that actually gets published.

We were doing returns the other day at the store and the following book came up as a return. So with out further ado:

Great Moments in Literature Presents:
Homo Thug
by Asante Kaharo

The following was copied, word for word, from the back cover of 'Homo Thug.'

This is a true story about a man finding love and doing anything to protect it. It is the story of a soul that was lost and now is found. It is the story of a Gangster living the life of an undercover lover. Ladies, this book will make you re-evaluate your assessment of that self proclaimed thug inhabiting your bedroom. Men, this book will make you reassess who your watching Monday night football with and slapping high five's with. This is the story that was never meant to be told but definitely meant to be sold. Watch your back and your front; there is a little Homo thug in every man.


Okay....I'm not sure about the rest of you, but I feel that if this can get published, then I have a shot at getting published one day.

...and I don't know what they're talking about...my self proclaimed thug inhabits my linen closet.