SCIENCE, MEDICAL, LAW, HUMOR, CHILDREN

OH, THE PEOPLE YOU CAN SUE!

OH, THE PEOPLE YOU CAN SUE!


Oh, the people you can sue,
And make them their poor fate rue!

You have got surgery done?
Just a gold mine you have won.

Sue the surgeon that he made
Use of an infected blade.

Sue the nurse, the injection,
She gave in wrong location.

Sue the poor anesthetist,
The oxygen tube had a twist.

Sue the physician why he
Did not get an EKG?

Sue the laboratory,
They tested in a hurry.

Sue the hospital, resent,
Lack of an informed consent.

Sue the manufacturer,
Drug info was improper.

Sue the seller of the drug,
He charged too much, like a thug.

Sue the medi-insurance,
They reimbursed a pittance.

Sue, for heart attack, the wife,
She caused the marital strife.


· Written in 7-7 format

· The author, earlier a professor of medicine, is currently an attorney specializing in medico-legal cases

M C Gupta
13 January 2006