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The Proper Way to Phase a Question

There is a science to phasing questions. Any researcher worth his or her salt will admit that the way a question is structured will influence the answer. Thus, when asking a question, there are a few major considerations that will ensure you get the answer you want:

Hence:

GRANDPAS, HEED THIS WARNING:

Do NOT lose your Grandkids in the Mall!

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,

"Jack Daniels Whiskey, Harley Davidson Motorcycles, Women With Big Tits."

Thus:

For example, when high-priced researchers ask, "Are Americans dumb?"

They found that ninety-five percent of Canadians say "Yes."

If the same high-priced researchers ask, "Are Canadians dumb?"

They found that ninety-five percent also say "Yes."

However, when these same high-priced researchers ask, "Who are the smartest people in the world?"

Are we surprised the answer then is "Americans."

Have a wonderful day!