Marv's Mind

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I hate the add entry button...it makes me nervous. It puts me on the spot and demands me to "put out." The nerve! Many times I've hit the little button only to find myself staring at a blank white box. No words come to mind. No thoughts! No nada! My mind is like the empty little white box.

So where the fuck have I been? What's been going on? Well....

Turns out that my cyst is not as significant as they thought. I go back to the dr. for results on Friday so that's that.

I have lost a total of 25 pounds since I had my gallbladder yanked back in March. My clothes are too big and my ass is getting smaller. I'm going to be the hottest, sexiest, finest fucking momma this side of the Mississippi! I can't fucking wait! What am I doing? Try this for a diet...

1. yank out your gallbladder
2. break both fucking elbows

See how much you eat after you do both of those things. It's called the Salvo diet. If I try to eat anything fried...I'll shit my fucking brains out within minutes. When my arms were cast...I didn't want to bother Zoo every time I had a tiny hunger for a bite or two of junk. I sucked it up and ate only at meals. Now food doesn't turn me on as much as it used to.

Zoo says we can't go to the convention this year so I won't be able to show off my sexy taut ass but you all can dream about it.

-Marv-