Marv's Mind

Birthday Diarrhea

I gave myself a quick shot of diarrhea today for my birthday. I deserved it. It's been a while since I've had a good diarrhea and figured...what the hell! Ok, ok...I ate a greasy ass cheeseburger and fries for lunch today. I knew what it would do to me but it's been a while since I've had me a finger lickin', grease drippin', bowel kickin' burger! Yum! I got about 1/2 way through with it and had to excuse myself from the table. I stunk up the john then went back for more! Aren't I nasty? I didn't really give a fuck! It was well worth the pain and suffering. I want to savor that greasy burger for the remainder of the day. I think I'll go to bed tonight without brushing my teeth. I gotta get the full effect!

-Marv-