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#411845 added March 9, 2006 at 1:10am
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Comedy Central
Link emailed from a friend for jokes....

http://jokes.comedycentral.com/results/index.asp?cat=15

*Question* If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood, and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win?

*Exclaim* Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that harass is one word.

make me laugh
say you know you can turn
me into the real thing
~ "JackieĀ“s Strength" by Tori Amos

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