Marv's Mind

THE 411

1. Carl the dumb ass neighbor boy across the street tried to burn down his grandma's house and the whole fucking pine forest.

2. The new panties were a flop. Sounds funny but I gave all the new unused pairs to my friend Sandy. (personal joke)

3. Zoo is beautiful inside and out. I love him tons. (I'm a kiss ass)

4. My tiny baby girl has her first school dance tomorrow. I want to fucking puke! BOYS BOYS BOYS! I'd rather slit my wrists and bleed out than see her grow up.

5. I don't like blood so I won't be slitting any wrists any time soon.

6. Gas prices suck big fat dicks!

7. Zoo and I won't be going to the convention this year. I've never gone but Zoo goes. Too bad...not this year. We'll be camping in Ouray Colorado. (BEAUTIFUL PLACE!!!)

8. My son needs a job.

9. I need a vacation. I can't wait til summer because my work load will decrease! Yeah for summer!

10. I have boobs!

-Marv-