A little something about nothing

Creative Woman

While I am sitting here working away I hear my radio playing in the background. The DJ came on asking people to call in that are hiding something, which started because of the news on the people trying to find Hoffa...AGAIN!

After a few people called in I was starting to tune out the radio because they were the typical answers...I'm hiding that I cheated or that I smoke or that I was a stripper...BORING!!

That is until this woman called in to reveal her secret. She thought her spouse was cheating on her so in an attempt to get him to confess she put half of his underwear in the dryer with fiberglass. Then she put them back in the drawer rotating between the fiberglass ones and the regularly cleaned ones.

After wearing them he obviously developed a terrible itch so he went to the doctors to be checked for a VD and felt so guilty he came home to confess.

Very imaginitive!!