Straight No Chaser

Xylophage

wood-eater. ha.

i asked him whether he'd give head, if he were a girl, and he said yes, but not on days when he didn't feel like it, and not on his knees.

that's fair, i said.

the thing is, anyone who overhead that conversation would find it extremely difficult to reconcile with the events of this past weekend. which you could interpret in a lot of ways, i guess.

anyway, the weekend's over. onward to wednesday.