Straight No Chaser

Bathroom Men

my desk is by the bathroom. i get to watch everyone's comings and goings.

there are four or five people, all men, who walk by my desk en route to the toilet at least ten times a day. two of them, i know, are slackers who embrace any excuse to be away from their desks, where the work is.

the other ones, i don't know, prostate problems, maybe?

i hate it, this constant pre-pee parade.

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