Marv's Mind

Aunt Vagina

You just thought I was done talking about vaginas didn't you? I might have told you that but why the hell would you believe me. I thought that some of you would know me by now. Guess I was wrong. So now...on the subject of vaginas:

My niece and nephew call me Aunt KiKi. It's cute and I like it. Not long ago I was talking to a Filipino friend of mine and she informed me that in her language...KiKi means vagina. Yep! I'm Aunt Vagina. Aunt Vagi. I will let you know that I'm the best vagina in these parts. I told my daughter what KiKi meant and we had a good laugh but decided not to tell my niece and nephew until they are old enough to handle it. It could scar them for life if they actually knew what a vagina was.

So now I almost can promise no more vagina talk. Almost almost.

-Marv AKA Aunt KiKi-