Marv's Mind

Dear Taco Cabana

Dear Taco Cabana,

I recently had to make an emergency stop at your establishment on Riverside Dr. in Austin. I was experiencing severe abdominal cramping due to a high volume of shit in my intestines. I proceeded to run into the bathroom and throw up out of my asshole. I was extremely uncomfortable while pooping due to no AC in your john. What the fuck? This is Texas! It's 107 degrees outside and all building should have AC including the freaking bathroom. Not only was I sweating profusely from the cramping...I was drenched because it was stagnant and downright fucking hot in your john. I didn't like it and won't return! I'll save my shit for someone who cares enough to have AC.

-Marv-