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Got this from alyssa91075, who said she got it from MYSPACE...

40 things rarely asked. Copy and paste with your own answers into your own book, blog, journal, or whatever!!!

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? yes

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters? NOPE, I don't ride rollercoasters, did once a very long time ago - that was enough.

3. When's the last time you've been sledding? a very, very long time time ago... over 45 years ago...

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? sometimes I really like sleeping alone... but I've been married a long time, and raised four kids... time alone is often hard to come by... so is sleep

5. Do you believe in ghosts? Not ghosts really, but spirits yes... is that the same thing

6. Do you consider yourself creative? Absolutely

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? I'm still not sure...

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? They're both pretty in their own way... young too... I'll answer in about 50 years after I see how well each held up...

9. Do you stay friends with your exs? NOPE

10. Do you know how to play poker? yes

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? yes

12. What's your favorite commercial? I hate commercials...

13. What are you allergic to? cat hair

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights? well, yes I have...

15. Have you ever had a Choco Taco? no

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? Neither

17. Have you ever been Ice Skating? Does watching count?

18. How often do you remember your dreams? I'm usually busy trying to forget...

19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? It's been a while now...

20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles? Yellow Submmarine (I hated that soug)... HELP!, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, I Saw Her Standing There, LET IT BE, Nowhere Man

21. What's the one thing on your mind now? Why am I bothering to answer these questions...

22. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes, I do

23. Do you put salt on a turkey dinner? I brine my turkey, does that count

24. Do you always wear your seat belt? For the last several years... yes

25 what cell service do you use? Cingular... evil bastards

26. Do you like Sushi? some sometimes

27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident? OH YES

28. What do you wear to bed? I use to sleep naked, but my kids ruined that for me too.

29. Been caught stealing? NO, but I was wrongfully accused

30. Have you ever been on the funny website GoofyAuctions.com? Nope

31. Do you truly hate anyone? YES, I do actually

32. Classic Rock or Rap? Both

33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be? Oh, how I wish someone would have asked me this about 20 years ago... damn... then...Sean Connery, Michael Douglas back when he was doing Romancing the Stone movie...

34. Have you ever been punched in the face? I've had people try... I'm quick... I duck...quack quack

35. What food do you find disgusting? when people eat bugs... grasshoppers, worms and such ...yuck...

36. Do you sing in the shower? Use to, even a shower dosen't help...

37. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours?" Nope... I had baby brothers...

38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
No...

39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew? YES

40. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror? NO the hot shower always fogged it up...

This was stupid...