Marv's Mind

Takin' Out The Trash

I have man duties tonight. Yep! You heard me right. Man duty! I gotta take out the trash then wheel the big ass blue jug out to the road. What if I fall in the ditch or something? Who will hear my cries? Maybe I should check the mail. Normally I'm not allowed to check it because it involves crossing the road. OH MY GOD!!! I'm an accident waiting to happen. Ever since I broke my elbows there's been a standing joke/rule that I can't check the mail. Well I'll show them. I'm gonna check it as soon as I get home! Then I'm gonna take that big ass tub out to the curb. We don't really have curbs in the country so I'll roll it out to the damn road. Do I have to empty the trashcans in the house? Can't Zoo do that tomorrow night when he comes home? I guess not...the trash man comes tomorrow morning. I hate taking out the trash. It always stinks and the wheels get stuck on pinecones in the drive. What a pain in my ass.

Oh! I forgot Zach is off tonight....I'll have him do it. Oh the joys of motherhood! What will I do when the kids are all grown and out of the house? Who will do my chores then? Maybe I can afford to hire me a housekeeper and cabana boy! WooHoo!

-Marv-