A little something about nothing

Nature at its Finest

Outside my doorwall there is a small patch of cement for my patio and then a large area of grass which leads into large trees and bushes. I've noticed they keep the grass in the front of my apartment well trimmed; however, in the back it is a tad high, but not to the point 4-legged creatures could hide...thank goodness!!

On Saturday when I opened my blinds to look out the doorwall I noticed a group of white objects sitting in the grass. I looked a few times and still couldn't figure out what I was seeing. I left to do some volunteer work while I still pondered what it could possibly be. At that point all I came up with was the kids near me must have had an egg fight and the shells were still sitting there.

Later that day Mark stopped by to drop some stuff off. While he was there I made him look at it. He couldn't tell either so we both walked out to it. As we got closer I couldn't help but laugh. I kid you not, it looked like a patch of dildo's were growing!! What makes it even funnier is when I woke up on Sunday there were two more patches of them. Mark agreed that is what they looked like, but the reality of it is they are some strange type of mushrooms.

See, even mother nature has to toy with my brain about the fact I'm not getting any!!