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I'm Going to Ferris, I'm Going to Ferris

It sounds like I'm really cool right now, because tonight I'm going to Ferris. (Ferris is known to be the biggest party college in Michigan, by the way) But don't worry, I'm not really cool, it just sounds like it. For all the reasons to go to Ferris, the best one is....... Drumroll, please!













I'll give you a hint.



In a minute.......




















My school has a particular draw to guys........















But they don't seem to get the picture........










Do you know my biggest perk to going to Ferris yet?






















The guy-to-guy ratio! Ah! I'm so sick of being one of the 2s in the 2:1 ratio!!!!


















Now that I've been shallow for today....