Marv's Mind

Porky Pig

Oink Oink! Porky Pig, that's me. I'm done with my steriods and have blotation to show for it. Steroids make me ultra sensitive to touch and bloated. My face is swollen. My fingers, toes, tits and any everything else are swollen from the steroids I took for this horrible bronchitis. I'm Porky the Freakin' Pig. Actually, I looked a bit like Mr. Potatoe Head. My face is all swollen and my glasses look so tiny on my round fat face. I have piggy fingers and toes. My tits hurt! My skin hurts. Don't touch me! Poor Zoo, he came home last night from being out of town for 3 days and I couldn't even hug him. I sure as hell couldn't give him the sweet lovin' he so deserves. I can't even stand to be in my own skin right now. The bronchitis is better but the side effects from the steroids are lingering. I was planning to work half day yesterday but couldn't even drag myself out of bed.

I'm hoping to feel better soon. This sucks!

-Marv-