Marv's Mind

What's all the fuss?

The boob squish wasn't bad at all. I've heard tons of women say it hurts! It didn't hurt! What's all the fuss? How often can you get felt up by some random bitch and have a huge insurance compnay pay for it? Nothing was found in the Mammogram so the doc decided to do an ultrasound. Nothing! Awesome!

The doctor guy came to talk to me with the results. He wanted to know what kind of lumpage I felt. Was it normal or did it feel strange. I told him I wasn't sure what "normal" was since I hadn't groped many boobs in my life. Did he mean "normal" for Marv boobs or "normal" for boobs in general?

Whatever, they'll check again in a couple of months so until then....I ain't sweatin' it.

Now, if I could just get my ass cheek to cooperate....

-Marv-