NOW THAT'S NOT FUNNY

And the nominees are... for Reality

Government Corruption -
Ask yourself if that would have been you instead of the FDA Chief, would you have been able to afford the attorney that worked out a deal with Federal Prosecuters which allowed you to agree a $50,000 fine, probation, AND NO JAIL TIME. Damn, Martha must have really pissed somebody off to have had to spend time so much time in jail... and this guy only had his FDA CHIEF job for 2 months AFTER Senate Confirmation...
Former FDA Chief Fined in Stock Case
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16712272/

Man kicked off flight for anti-Bush T-shirt
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16752321/
Bet you think this happened in America - given Bush's track record for kicking people out of his phoney town-hall like meeting where his Keepers kick people out for what bumper stickers on their cars say, and give people the boot for their T-shirt too... nope this man got kicked off a flight in another country. Now ask yourself, why do they care? Maybe this is an example of The new Bush Global Democracy.

Israeli president to be charged with rape
Moshe Katsav also likely to be indicted for abuse of power
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16768688/

Bush to offer old, new ideas on domestic issues
In speech, president hopes to balance Iraq policy with other initiatives
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16767118/
Given the mess dry-drunk Bush has made of foreign policy, do we really want to let dry-drunk Bush mess with domestic issues. Dry-drunk Bush says we all need to get cheaper insurance - that actually will mean more money out of our pockets because cheaper insurance covers less... cheaper insurance puts more insurance premium money in Insurance Company pockets and provides less ... the cheaper the insurance the fewer hospitals, doctors, and other medical providers accept it...

Dry-drunk Bush is out of touch with the reality of dealing with health insurance... Dry Drunk Bush has such a wonderful shinning record of success for helping American citizens (being scarcastic)

And here's a thought I have been having concerning Dry-Drunk Bush's enabling wife, Laura:
Could Laura Welch Bush be an accidental murderer?
Do you really think it was merely an accidental accident that she ran her car into her high school boyfriend's car killing him, or was it hateful revenge for his dumping her? You decide if our current First Lady could have done such a hateful thing... I know what I believe!

http://postmodern-research.blogspot.com/2006/08/laura-bush-in-high-school-killed...

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/laura.asp