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Rated: 18+ · Book · Biographical · #1031855
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#489526 added February 21, 2007 at 11:51am
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Little Miss Big Foot
Well, hey, I was only stating the obvious when I said letgocling Author Icon's feet were big (See "Why my suitcase was largerOpen in new Window. for specifics). I mean a size 10?! On a woman?! No wonder she's considered the Family Klutz, and why she needed to bring such a big suitcase. Nothing smaller could hold her shoes without bursting!

And I have proof (Note I wear a 7½):
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Can you guess which shoes are mine?


See Nada Author Icon I do have womanly, not just “engineering” shoes!

Now one would think letgocling Author Icon simply has big feet. Not true. She also has a little, shall we say, hair problem:

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At first glance it appears she’s wearing fuzzy socks. Well my keen eye discovered instead she has very hairy feet! I tried to convince her she needed to start shaving. Not only did all that hair creep me out, but removing it all would decrease her shoe size to at least an 8½.

She shook her head and said, “I’ve tried, but I’ve broken so many razors it got too expensive. Plus, it grows back so fast I would have to shave at least once a day.”

I could understand that. Besides, after seeing what she goes through to make herself presentable in the morning, if she shaved her feet, she’d have to wake up by at least 3am! She’s not exactly a morning person, as you will see tomorrow.

Yep, I’m saving the best for last, folks!

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