Shadow Puppet Storyteller

Common for those 40 years and older

I have just under three months before I actually turn forty years old. (Hah ha hah, I just had to edit myself, because I actually typed 'thirty' where I stated 'forty.') While I've lived my entire life with a disability, a recent bout of muscle weakness is causing me concern and pain. My walking is a unique configuration, (alright, not that unique among all who have Cerebral Palsy and are able to ambulate), but I am thoroughly not liking the unsteadiness this ankle strain is causing. It vascillates between the two ankles, so I cannot rely on either, it seems.

My husband believes the wear and tear is the main reason I am having this problem. In the simplest terms, it is age-related. Gack! He's not being unkind in bringing this to my attention; after-all, he's older than me and knows what he's talkin about.

Thought interrupted by Stephen Colbert's request to have several items added to the thing to pray on his behalf February 22nd.
That God will grant me a Gulfstream 3
Invisibility - He'll only use it for good...Yeah...Right.
Travel back in time to bare-knukle fight Oliver Cromwell...O...kay?!