The Book Of Twisted Tales

The Owl and The Pussycat

The owl and the pussycat went to sea
Piracy on their mind
They were the Bonnie and Clyde of waterways
Booty they were out to find

The first ship they took was the Flying Grunt
Captained by Long John Boar
They took the loot and cooked the crew
Bacon sandwiches forever more

Two days later came an attack from the north
By Admiral Morton Duck
The scoundrel was said to have sexy birds on board
And the owl he fancied a fuck

In the battle that followed the duck was plucked
And the pussycat lost an arm
The owl had his wicked way with forty birds
And almost did himself harm

A month further on with more girls and gold
The discovered a small island
A perfect site to run their pirate business from
With plenty of caves and bright yellow sand

So there they lived with a growing female harem
And riches they’d never need
And ever night when they returned to their shore
There was someone in who they could plant their seed

In the years that followed their population grew
And one day came a man you could know
For he began experiments on the hybrids there
On the Island of Doctor Moreau.