The Undiscovered Country

No Belly Rubs Allowed, Inc.

I had planned on writing an entry tomorrow, a rather serious one, but I received a few comments in my last entry I simply must share right now.

windac started it with: As for belly rubbing, everyone except those closest to you should ASK! But, just wait until you feel that first kick... you might, might want to share it. Then again, maybe not. But start thinking now about what you'll do, just in case. Maybe a t-shirt to wear with a rather graphic warning might do the trick.

sweett liked the idea and came up with one: Do you want to see the other end of your arm? Then keep it to yourself. Thank you, have a nice day.

Loving the idea as well, I thought of one: Rubbing this belly without permission may result in -- ever see the movie "Alien"?

I bet I'm not the only pregnant woman who doesn't like uninvited belly rubs, and if I were to come up with other really good sayings, these t-shirts would sell.

So set your imagination afire and give me your best (or worst) ideas on other No Belly Rubs Allowed t-shirts!