Too purty to live in town.....

7/17/07

This is a funny Joseph story.

Joe and I were in the car, and he was playing with his stack of Pokemon cards.
He said, "I can't wait to show my cousin my big fat deck!"

SCREEECH......... go the air brakes in my brain. I didn't hear the word "deck"
I heard a completely different word!!!

"Joseph!!!!" I say with that strong Mommy-type correctional tone. He looks at me innocently and says "What?" I could tell there was some kind of miscommunication happening. I said, "WHAT did you say?" He repeated, "I can't wait to show my cousin my big fat deck" Once again, I didn't hear "deck".

I told him I couldn't believe he said that, or would even consider doing such a thing. I went on and on about how a person's private parts are called private parts for a reason, and he doesn't need to be showing his private parts to anyone but his doctor, etc....

All of a sudden, he holds up the deck of cards and says "DECK, Mom DECK!!!"

The light comes on. I was so terribly embarrassed!! We both started laughing like crazy. When we finally regained control of ourselves, he looked at me and shook his head and said, "That's just gross, mom!"

oops!