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dreams, thoughts, and wanderings
#536527 added September 20, 2007 at 7:11pm
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Small town news
These were actually in the police reports in the newspaper from my home town:

A caller reported a dog drinking beer and rum.

A caller reported a car covered with chocolate and marchmallows.

A woman reported someone knocking on her windows and ringing her doorbell. The officer located the person, who turned out to be the woman's husband.

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