Thoughts from a damaged brain

ole Earl and Ernest

Well, I ain't never seen the like. Fer a country thats aspossed to be free, all our time is dun spent in a hoosegow.

We been to almost ever town an city in this here great land of ours, an end up in jail in ever one o them!

Course we know what the problem is. Ever bodies jealous of us cause we so handsome an charmin an all.t555555555555555555555555555555555555555555(sorry PuffBall the kitten dun got up on the key board.)

Anyway, we is back in Piggott ona cause we broke otta jail in El Paso Texas. They took exception to some of our reel state deals down there so we had to high tail it to Mexico, town nama Whareeze, jes across the border.

So we stay ther bout a month slugging down shots o tequila till all our reel state money bout spent. When We tries to come back they a tellin us we need a peasport or some such. I dono, them Mexicans don't talk good english like ole Ernest an me.

Anyway, thats what it sounded like. So we took off arunnin but they catched us an tole us we were "illigal ignorance" or sompen an throwed us in the city jail.

Then they found out bout our reel state business, an the ole judge say 10 years!

Well, we ain't doin no 10 fer selling some houses, even ifin they wern't ours.

So we broke out an come back here an is a hidin out in Onewho's tool shed.

Ole Sweetie say we gotta pay our own way too cause the 8 cats an 2 dawgs is a eatin em otta house an home.

So I guess we gona start sellin pick up trucks. O course we don have none, but well figgure sompin out.

Thanks fer lookin in.............ole earl & Ernest