Too purty to live in town.....

12/7/07

At Saint Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husband's
marriage seminar. At the session last week, the Priest asked Luigi,
who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and
share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same
woman all these years.

Luigi replied to the assembled husbands, 'Well, I've a-tried to
treat-a her nice, spend the money on her, but best of all is that I
took-a her to Italy for the 20th anniversary!'

The Priest responded, 'Luigi, you are an amazing inspiration to all
the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife
for your 50th anniversary.'

Luigi proudly replied, 'I'm a-gonna go back and get her.'