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Village People

So today was do-stuff-in-Greenwich-Village Day.

Which for me meant chilling my heels on the curb on Canal Street while the womenfolk ducked into various cheap-accessory boutiques in search of bargains.

Meanwhile there's people all over the sidewalk selling counterfeit Rolexes, Buittons, and Coaches. They set up and break down quicker than three-card-monty grifters, because the penalty for getting caught selling a knockoff purse is apparently something like 7 years and $1,000,000.

Note to New Yorkers and tourists:

It's called a sidewalk for a reason. It's not a sidestandaroundandgawk.

That's all.