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My Quack is Billing Me

Went to the doctor today.

"Doc, my back is killing me!"

"Really? Bend over."

"What are you doing with that rubber glove? Wait..."

"You have a slipped disc."

"Yeah, I figured. Can we reformat it?"

"Your file system is FAT. You should switch to NTFS."

"NTFS?"

"Now Try Fifty Sit-ups."

"But doc, I can't - my back..."

"Oh, that? Suck it up, kid. You don't drink enough. Go home, drink some tequila, smoke a cigar and don't call me on the driving range."

"I don't have to do sit-ups?"

"Oh, hell, no."