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for jodi, whose fault it is i came back

1. Naughty or nice?
Actually, I don't technically qualify as a Jedi, and to be honest, I'm trying to shake this whole erroneous notion that my mind is a steel trap full of spikes, like a Gelgamek vagina. One thing I've learned in the last six or seven months is that intelligence in a young woman, particularly a potential partner, is more offputting than anything else because it suggests to the guy that he won't be successful at bamboozling her. Thusly, here at Georgetown, I am working hard at cultivating my "nice" image. It's working. If you ask anyone on campus who I am, provided they didn't see me the day I flipped out on some third-year for being racist, they will say "Oh, her? Ohmigod, that girl is so nice."

2. Black or white?
Both, in various proportions.

3. Green or blue?
Both, in various proportions.

4. Pepsi or Coke?
When Aaron and I went to the Coke factory, we tasted flavors of Coke that should have never existed, the worst of which was a "bitter aperitif" from Italy. I just learned that an "aperitif" (which I'm probably spelling wrong) is supposed to be a pre-dinner palate-cleanser, and that the bitterness is on purpose. I've grown up so much!

5. McDonald's or Burger King?
Neither one, ever again, or until my skinny jeans fit once more.

6. Taco Bell or Wendy's?
Taco Bell uses worm filler!

7. Doctor's or dentist's?
I need to do both in the near future, especially the dentist, because I feel like the way I lean my jaw on my hand when I study is slowly making my teeth push each other forward.

8. Summer or winter?
In terms of quality, my last seven or eight summers have SLAIN their corresponding winters. This may be the first year that changes.

9. Bath or shower?
Really, really long shower.

10. Spring or autumn?
I don't like the transitional seasons, except for when the leaves fall and come back.

I'm going to stop here, but you get the idea. I'm still me, I'm still me. All evidence to the contrary.