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#562305 added January 21, 2008 at 6:51am
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The Fountain of Youth
Lewis Black turns 60 years old in August.

Don Rickles will turn 82 in May.

Conclusion: venom, bile, and spite are the keys to eternal youth.

Good news, Waltz! You and I will never die.

The meek will inherit the Earth, my ASS!!

Now get the hell off my lawn.

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