Complex Numbers

Computers

3. I relax from my long day job on the computer by spending time on my computer.

I've heard so many people say, "I just can't be on the computer at home. I spend my whole day on the computer!"

They then proceed to plop themselves down in front of the boob tube.

At least computers are more interactive, unless you count channel-surfing (a despicable habit which I despise) as "interaction."

Really, though, I figure as long as I'm doing something other than CAD work, cost estimate spreadsheets, project proposals, drainage calculations and other business stuff at home, it's an entirely different thing - even though it's being done on a similar machine. Likewise, as long as I'm not playing video games or surfing the internet at work, I-

Wait.

Nevermind.