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twenty-four

It's my birthday. I had a cold yesterday, but it had dried up by the time I woke up. I'm sore from sex thirty-six hours ago, and I've decided to skip class today and go buy myself a present at the mall. I haven't decided what present yet.

Justin and I watched a Discovery Health special on the science of sex appeal, and we learned that the ideally sexy waist-to-hip ratio, for a woman, is seven-to-ten. Ideal for a man are shoulder-to-waist and waist-to-hip ratios that are closer to one-to-one. We measured ourselves using a dog leash and a yardstick, because we didn't have a measuring tape.

Forty-six/thirty-nine/forty-four, thirty-four/twenty-four/thirty-six.