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Lassie

11. When I was a kid, I had a collie named Lassie. Yes, I named her. Give me a break; I was four years old at the time.

I've posted this before, but here's a picture of me with Lassie, from the rotation in my former blog:

Lassie's the one on the left.

You'll note she looked nothing like the Lassie on TV. That's because the TV Lassie was a) a male dog and b) of the clearly inferior "sable" instead of "tricolor" variety.

Actually, I'm not sure about (a) but I'm too lazy to look it up.

I've never had another dog. Most of them annoy me, and those that don't, already belong to someone else.

You know. Kind of like kids.