Distant Voices

Playing with mens hairy balls....

IT.. wat does it stand for.. tell me.. cuz i have no fucking clue.. and the worst part of it all i have like meeting with them and they are writing "WARDA IT DEPARTMENT" yea absolutely fabulous!! but tell me wat does it stand for. It all started out with some fuck called the husband who sent out an email to mircrosft and wrote things like internet and intanet.. *as if i know the difference* and than suddenly i get bombed by phone calls from MEN *he sent men to me loooooooool* anyways and i am like nodding and ah haaaaaaing.. and no FUCKING CLUE WAT THESE BOZOS are on about.. and i am like yes said your partners.. little did i knw partners are not HUMANS but other companies.. and i am like sureeeeeeeeeeeee send three four as many as you wish...ha ha.. idiot.. so now i have sooo MANY no eventful company coming to me.

BUT ..

ALLL IN ALL .. i met one guy who got my attention.. and i like his balls... so far.. i have yet to tell him i about the five kids, the fuck husband but i am sure in some conversation a child of mine will come and SCREAM HIs OR HER head off!!! so far it didnt happen.

In another note i think the husband is turning gay.. after two years of no sex he turns to me and says "Babe do i look like a lost a kilo!" and "Do i look fat in this?" i mean seriously i cant stand girls who do that.. now he is.. HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA so i said "OMG seriously ur even losing hair, you should consider some seriouse future beauty plans!"