Complex Numbers

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First of all, we have this Cracked shard trying to determine if Bill Clinton, in his recent rescue of American prisoners in North Korea, is more like McClain (with an L. The Willis character) or Bond:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/bill-clinton-bond-or-mcclane/

I am totally prepared to sell way the hell out and hand over some derivative, piece-of-shit biopic about Clinton's ridiculous, as-of-now completely mysterious North Korean exploits, completely ready for a Christmas release. My problem, in looking over the facts, is deciding if Clinton is John McClane or James Bond.

My take? Whatever else you can say about Clinton, he's definitely American (so is Obama - get over it, birther idiots), so I'm going by McClain. Yippee-ki-yay, Hillary.

And...

If I were giving out Wikipedia Awards, this entry would win one:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenney,_Minnesota

For this gem:

The population bottomed out at 2 sometime after the 2000 census, but due to the energetic efforts of current residents, the population has again risen to six, and efforts to attract more residents are ongoing.

Keep up the energetic efforts, Tenney!