I'm Studying You

The GOODNIGHT NOW!! Tour Intro...Leave A Light On.

Hello Studyees...

Clarification: I'm not leaving WDC, but stepping down as Chief Boot Knocka Librarian. I'm not pullin' a Tiger Woods here. And if I was...never mind, that joke's already in your mind and you hate it but you still think it's kinda funny anyway.

I'm still gonna roll out a Top Ten. I'm actually working on it too.

What I haven't decided is my next step...a run into the sunset, a retooling of the format, or a completely new, less sucky Jay Leno move.

I know you don't need to hear about how shitty and long my day has been. It's not even funny to me how much it's blown, and I can't convey funny out of aggregate suckness. Sometimes even the devil has to spare his highest offenders.

I do have some optimism in these beaten bones though. I still have ideas that make their way through my tired and weary brain. The creativity hasn't died...it's just...lost. Do me a favor...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5di5EhZshdQ

Tackle my backlog and offer a memory or two. Maybe earn yourself some unofficial contest booty. That's all I got.