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Celebrities

          Okay, I like to fantasize about celebrities. Who doesn't?
    The way I see it, if your a celebrity you need attention .. and
    that includes having dorks jerk off on you. I hope Angelina Jolie
    and Sandra Bullock can live with that. They have enough money
    to bury me. I really, like Jen Anderson, but I don't want to have sex
    with her. She's just too, you know, not porno. Angelina Jolie is a
    sexual assassin. Sandra is that girl that liked to hang with the boys
    and give great blow jobs. She's a tom boy. I really could date her,
    if she wasn't a multimillionaire and superstar. I like Julia Roberts in
    straps, something about her makes me want to tie her up and spank
    her. It's probably her big mouth.
        I've had a few celebrity encounters. I met Charlton Heston at Filene's
    basement. I said, "Your Charlton Heston." He gave a toothy smile and said,
    "Yes." Then, he walked away. I expected there to be a swarm of people
    around him, but nobody else noticed him. I met John Travolta .. He said,
    "I'm John Travolta." I said, "It's great to meet you." and I was asked to leave
    a street filming ... It was in Boston. I stumbled into it. Non of these encounters
    were fulfilling. Its just that I didn't know the person.
        Maybe that's important. You watch a movie about a hero or someone
    compelling and that's a fantasy. You don't want to know the actor. They
    can be depressing. I had this idea about running a phone number after
    the movie to tell the director, writer and performers what you thought about
    it. It would be fun have to have a little input. I guess that's a Face Book thing.
    I'm looking at the cover of my Entertainment Magazine and doesn't Anne
    Hathaway look like the Virgin Mary? Spooky. Nope, can't fantasize about that.
    She's too...Saintly? Or something. I'm more of a Rhoda/Uhura guy.
    Sandra and Muzzy skinny dipping. Yeah! Why can't they just except nudity
    as natural. Why is nudity an R rating and violence a PG? Puritanical
    Pilgrims in big buckles. Nobody liked the Pilgrims! That's why they had to
    land on Plymouth Rock. James Town didn't want them. England and France
    kicked them out, because of their obsession with big buckles.
                                   
    Concept:

        A superhero in a black cat suite with a big buckle tightened around
    her belly. She has straps up her thighs and a whip. Pilgrim Punisher!
    R rating, Angelia Jolie first choice, Sandra second, Hathaway third.

    Roll-em!