GOD

The Village

      Ashly felt the world was opening up under her feet.
      Humans need structure and purpose in society.
      "I was going to marry Garry." she thought; "What will he say about this?"
      "Oh, I think I can make him understand" Bob replied in her thoughts.
      Ashly gasped and began to hyperventilate.
      "You must'nt get so overwrought. I am God. Nothing is impossible or
      imponderable for me." God gave her a smack on the butt.
      In an instant they appeared in the small fishing village Ashly was from.

            "Oh, my dear! Who is your friend?" Ashly's mother, Vera, asked.
      "He is... Bob." Ashly replied looking away.
      "Grandma!" Bob exclaimed and hugged Vera and no one wears
      cloths in Paradise. So, hugging is rarely done with strangers.
      Vera stepped back, "Just respect my space sonny." She said firmly.
      No one aged in Paradise so Vera looked as young as her daughter Ashly.

              "I am the Son of God and Ashly." Bob said and gave a bright toothy smile.
              Vera slapped him across his face; "Do not blaspheme!"
              God whistled and Angels appeared at his side.
              Vera put her hands on her face. "You are God." she said and fell to her
              knees.
              "There you see mom? Your mom has accepted us." Bob said.
              Ashly clung to her mother for support. The two young women were
              trembling before their Lord...

      "Do not be afraid. I have come into the flesh to say hello!
      And lets all have sex." Bob proclaimed.
      Vera and Ashly intertwined with God on the fishing nets left out to dry.
      "Hey! I just had a thought. What if I have a son or daughter, would they be
      God too?" Bob exclaimed; "This is fun."
      Ashly and Vera were speechless and in shock and awe of Bob.


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