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Sometimes I feel like I know something

        Let's face facts. I'm not Alex Baldwin.
  I don't know how to talk about things I don't know to the media.
  Alex Baldwin is an actor. He is a professional Bull Shit Artist.
  In ancient times actors were also prostitutes. They had to eat.
  I picture Alex reading the paper sitting on a gold toilet. His chicken lips pursed
  and his balls immersed. What knew issue strikes his fancy?

        To hold onto what sanity I have left. I'll ask myself what would Alex Baldwin do?
        "If a Wal-Mart overnight manager punched him in the face, would he quit?"
        "If a Home Depot assistant manager called him a "Faggot and a bloody hole."
        would Alex sue or punch the ASM in the face?
        Well, the question is mute. Alex Baldwin is a successful actor and comedian.
        Just ask his ex-wife and daughter what a wonderful person he is.
        There is a time in all our lives when we just have to accept the mistakes we've
        made and move on or go postal.

    I think Alex Baldwin would agree with me and we both like Russian escorts.
    Even a successful actor like Alex Baldwin has to fork out the cash for some
    love. And that's okay.

    Peace out Alex!

    =+=

    P.S. Does he spell his name with a c?
          Whatever...