Vertago

Boobies

    I've seen plenty of boobies. I guess for me
  there a visual effect more than a sensual one.
  I'm not that great a lover. Basically, I look at
  the fullness and firmness and cup them with my
  hands as I suckle. Of course, the lady will tell
  me if she enjoys this. Women are not shy anymore.
  They will tell you exactly what to do with your
  pecker. I really enjoy the foreplay.
    Once, I lady starts dancing naked, I'm saluting.
  It's not like I say to myself, "It's time for an
  erection." It just happens; to give an example of
  bizare moments; I'm watching Batman Returns and
  and Batman's old girl friend gives me a chubby.
  She has a Miss Piggy face, but her boobies swing
  as she walks. That's all it took.
    Boobies aren't all I notice. For instance,
  there's is a girl I know, who kind of has a face
  like a Keebler Elf and she has tiny boobies.
  But, her legs are very long and slender. That gets
  the little general up too.
    All of which leads to sex. And I've never had
  good exciting porn sex. Nope, I just get exhausted
  and lay under the babe as she bounces on my
  pogo stick. I enjoy it... I don't think that's
  every woman's fantasy.. I remember seeing my friends
  mother's boobies and they were awesome .. Her husband
  had photographed her naked and hung enlarged framed
  photos in their living room.
    My friend Michael was sarcastic, "That's my mom.
  Dad wants to send the photos to Hustler."
  Michael was a strange teenager. Then again so was I.
  Michael wanted to be female and he liked to dress up.
  I think he was envious of his mother's large boobies.
  His dad was a Harvard Psychology Professor and liked
  to smoke hash. Maybe he was high when he took the
  photos?
    It's really odd how self conscious my sister's
  were about their boobies. My sister Maura showed her
  boobies to me and my second sister. Well, my second
  sister thought they were gross and started drinking
  lots of milk to have better boobies. We were just
  kids. Later, as they entered puberty they thought
  it was creepy how guys would stare at them.
  To wit I queried, "Well don't you want to be
  attractive?" They did, but they didn't know how to
  handle it. Of course when the dating started they
  couldn't get enough attention sometimes it was
  bad.
    I've always liked swinging boobies. The way they
  sway side to side. That's very peaceful.
  But, I've notice most women don't want me staring
  too long at their knockers. Even if they're wearing
  push up bras... . Perplexing.
  I actually had sexual contact with with Michael's
  mother's boobies. I was about 12 and she noticed
  me staring and asked if I wanted to touch them.
  I reached out and squeezed my friend's mom's
  boobies. I was so hard. She told me I should cup
  them. Those boobies had weight. God that was
  fantastic.
    In retrospect, Michael's mom was probably
  trying to break up my sexual relationship with
  her son. Michael was born gay with a female brain.
  I was confused. But, I definitely enjoyed feeling
  up his mom's boobies. His sister Rachael had hardly
  any boobies, but she loved to have them squeezed.
  There was nothing to cup. Well, I think boobies are
  sexy. I'm just not a great juggler.


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