Wheel of Fortune

April 15

Want Ad

I noticed the ad in the paper
and it seemed like a gig for me.
It read: elderly nudist female
seeks same for a week or three.

Though in truth I am not a nudist
nor quite elderly at sixty-two
when you are broke and down on your like
any sort of job will do.

But, then I started thinking
as often I am wont to do
I might have to get a Brazilian wax,
shave my legs, trim my toenails, too.

In the end I rejected the offer
and now I'm still unemployed.
So if you have work for a fully-clothed female
I'd be appropriately overjoyed.

This was inspired by an ad in the Naples Daily News. Elderly nudist lady seeks same for travel and care. Room and board was included and paid $400.00 a week. I'm kind of hoping she had a heated saltwater pool, too.