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Originally for the 30-Day Blog Challenge. Now just a blog about a flailing mermaid
#786628 added July 12, 2013 at 12:55pm
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Day Twelve: Ebay Auction
This post is written in celebration of the fact that it is exactly one year until I walk down the aisle and get married! ☺

Prompt for day 12: Write a humorous listing for your eBay auction. Include the history of the item you are selling and why you are getting rid of it.

for a blog post

Item: Little Black Book
Starting price: £150
Condition: Well used and warn but suitable for further use.

Product Description: My little black book of hook ups. I’m getting married soon so its time to pass on my little black book to a new owner.

This small, yet powerful book comes with a wealth of contact details so packs a punch but should be used with caution as some heartbreakers lie within! I’ve also taken the liberty of removing my fiancées details, as he is all mine;) Categories include:

- ‘Beer induced’ hook-ups
- Childhood sweethearts
- Lovable rogues
- Game players

Hours of fun and intrigue are guaranteed but make your choices with care.

Reason for sale: impending marriage

Disclaimer: the little black book does not guarantee happiness or fulfilment, but, as I eventually found my soul mate, I hope you can too!

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