Vertago

Hand Puppets

Very few people want to have a hand up their
orifice. But, if you ponder the lifestyles we settle
for; we are all hand puppets. I have had some manager's
or friend's hand up my ass at one time or another.
What my sisters taught me was to wait for the tickle.
One find day I'll just turn around and say

                  "No fucking way!"

I was asked to clean up a shitty bathroom.
Not, my thing. But, I did it with kerocen and a
match. It was a concrete bathroom, no one cared
about a burnt floor.

A flash back to a smack in the nut sack, brought
images of two kids in my school getting suspended for
gay sex in the boy's room. It was illegal in the 70's.
I thought that was stupid, but my dad's Roman Catholic
terror tactics made me fearful to say so.
Gayness was weakness.

My best friend Micheal was DNA gay. He just wanted it.
At our puberty Micheal wanted to kiss me. I just did
not have a strong feeling either way. So, I went with
him. It was like hand puppets in my simple sexual
fantasy. Then, his sister Racheal kissed me and I fell
for her. She was very horny and 16. I knew all about
the female erotic zone from my older sisters.

I suppose this is abnormal. I can't be objective.
I've never seen any TV siccom like my childhood.
I liked to watch My Favorite Martian and Wonder Woman.
I wrote to Linda Carter that I had a costume like her.
I got an autographed photo back.

The negative side to all of this weirdness is a
disconnected life. But, I do like hand puppets.

Whatever!

Test Pilot ~ Cloe

Concept: Cloe is a cross dressing boy.
                Her parents are sensitive and try to acomidate Cloe.
                Her friends are also cross dressers and gay.

Target Market: Liberal families.

No? Yes?