Shouts From Down Under

They are closing in, even as we speak...

I received this urgent email today; and I wish Sherlock was here to help.



"Anti-Terrorist And Monetary Crimes Division
FBI Headquarters, Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
J.Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, Nw Washington, D.C. 20535-0001

www.fbi.gov
Private Email: [e-mail]

Attention:Sir,

This e-mail has been issued to you in order to officially inform you that we Have completed an investigation on an International Payment in which was Issued to you by
an International Lottery Company. With the help of our Newly developed technology (International Monitoring Network System) we Discovered that your e-mail address was

automatically selected by an Online Balloting System, this has legally won you the sum of $2.8million USD from a Lottery Company outside the United States of America
during our Investigation we discovered that your e-mail won the money from an Online Balloting System and we have authorized this winning to be paid to you via

INTERNATIONAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT.

Normally, it will take up to 5 business days for an INTERNATIONAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT by your local bank We have successfully notified
this company on Your behalf that funds are to be drawn from a registered bank within the World winded, so as to enable you cash the check instantly without any Delay,
henceforth the stated amount of $2.8million USD has been deposited With IMF Virginia.

We have completed this investigation and you are hereby approved to receive The winning prize as we have verified the entire transaction to
be Safe and 100% risk free, due to the fact that the funds have been deposited with IMF Virginia You will be required to settle the following bills
directly to the Lottery Agent in-charge of this transaction that is located in Virginia, According to our discoveries, you
were required to pay for the Following,

(1) Deposit Fee's (IMF INTERNATIONAL CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE)
(2) Shipping Fee's (This is the charge for shipping the Cashier's Cheque to your home address)

The total amount for everything is $225 we have tried our possible best to Indicate that this $225 should be deducted from your winning prize
but we Found out that the funds have already been deposited to the IMF and cannot be Accessed by anyone apart from you the winner, therefore you will be required To

pay the required fee's to the Agent in-charge of this transaction.

In order to proceed with this transaction, you will be required to contact The agent in-charge (Mr.Victor Adams) via e-mail Kindly look below
to find Appropriate contact information:

CONTACT AGENT NAME:MR.VICTOR ADAMS

E-MAIL : [e-mail]
Direct Phone : [phone]

You will be required to e-mail him with the following information:

FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
DIRECT CONTACT
OCCUPATION:

You will also be required to request Western Union or Money Gram details on How to send the required $225 in order to immediately ship
your prize of $2.8million USD via INTERNATIONAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT from IMF, also Include the following transaction code in order for him to immediately Identify this transaction: EA2948-910.

This letter will serve as proof that the Federal Bureau Of Investigation is Authorizing you to pay the required $225 ONLY to Mr.Victor Adams via Information in which
he shall send to you,

THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.

Yours in Service,

FBI DIRECTOR
Hon.James Comey,Jr.
Federal Bureau of Investigation"


This email causes me to wonder if the security contractors for the world's major powers are on my tail, investigating my many dodgy activities such as forgetting to turn off the vegetable garden tap, accidentally opening someone else's mail in our household, or sprinkling too much salt on my food after being advised not to by my GP.

These spy scientists may be also checking out a few of the reviews I've attempted, and hopefully they'll have also accessed this blog for a microscopic investigation.
We all have to try eh?

Even the FBI, Mossad, MI6, CIA, ASIO, NSA, ICECREAM, BUNNINGS, Honey the Security Dog, and Neighbourhood Watch might employ staff who are avid readers. These readers are accustomed to searching for entertainment of all types, particularly those of a budget conscious nature what with government budgets, number of seeds in packets to grow seedless fruit, oh and dog food portions being regulated so tightly these days. (Honey and Rambo put that last comment in.)

They would have every opportunity to fend off boredom while surveying or other fitness challenged tasks. Sitting behind telescopes, manning phone taps, peeping through the odd door lock, they could use their iPhone, or ShoePhone to access the net and read some funnies in our blogs here on writing dot com.

Maybe they suspected me from the first, with our WiFi log on address, named to discourage hackers from parking their Winnebago out the front and typing in our address (the password) and having a wow of a time watching The Bill and using up all our monthly download.

It's just not on, so we named it...



We also have a new dog today but we didn't name her. She already has a name. Rambo. Yes. That's her name.



Sparky
PS. Our address is not our password. Just sayin. Savin you the trouble; budget cuts and all.