FCF - The Carnivorous Plant

Sammy meets Susan

This chapter is the first translation from Czech to English. You are welcome to rewrite it, if you make it better, I will send you 10 000 Gift Points.

Please note that I'm trying to write simplest way possible. The story is moved forwards mostly just by using various events.

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Sammy Scoopers is Jerry's friend. He gets off the antigravity bus that just landed at the bus stop near the ceremony.
Immediately behind the bus stop is a beautiful busty girl named Susan. She is wearing a tight red dress that emphasizes her breasts and rounded bottom. Apparently she is waiting for someone.
On his way towards her, Sammy is trying to figure out what to do. This could be a good opportunity!
"Hey, do you know when the ceremony is supposed to begin?“
"In about an hour?"
"Oh, great. Hopefully we won’t be bored to death."
"Certainly not, I heard that there will be a lot of drinking. It will definitely be fun." Susan smiles.
It’s Sammy's first celebration in life, yet with so many women ... But he assumed it would seem weird if she noticed that.
"Well, it always depends on the people... so let me buy you a drink in case you get bored, ok?"
"Sure." Susan smiles uncertainly.
Okay, time to get out of here. Sammy winks at her and starts to walk away, as if he had this kind of conversation every day.
In fact, for the last seven years he was quite socially isolated until now, due to the training,. He only had the opportunity to talk to similar retards like himself, and the only women he has bumped into, were his grandmother and the lazy, ugly specky-eyes lady from stock.

In the Academy Hall, the ceremony is in full swing and three-dimensional models of different things, tools and technologies are being projected on the stage...
The order of projection and commenting are intentionally adjusted to be "funny". After all everybody knows well that there´s a gap between primitive and modern civilization.
Analysts Rone and Mimzy are standing beside the podium. Susan who we met at the bus stop in front of the Academy, is also there with them. Rone listens closely to the presentation, looks around and slaps Susan proprietorially over her plump ass.
"... and this is the tattoo technology that acts as an energy shield." The commentator describes the next frame. It shows illustrations of a tattooed human figure which shatters laser beams and reflects stones, sword, axe and hammer attacks. Meanwhile the commentator continues:
"Energy weapon or gun, assault with primitive sword, axe - our agent even survives bomb attacks ... for a while."
The audience laughs and applauds.
"So far the civilizations we discovered are very primitive. Their most commonly used materials are usually wood and stone. They build stone houses, plates, cutlery. At first we thought they probably clean their teeth with stones as well."
Again people started to laugh. Susan somehow did not notice the joke, so she asks Rone to excuse her as she has to go to the toilet.
She hurries to the toilet and at the same time she opens a silent communication channel to talk to her parents and tell them she will be bit late tonight.
In that moment she bumps into Sammy. It's almost an hour since they met, and so because of her curiosity regarding this unknown but charming guy, she closes her communication channel.
"It's a bit boring, as I said." Sammy tells her.
"It also has bright moments, but I really don’t get why all you guys are so into this technical stuff."
"When you figure out how they are used, it can also be fun." Sammy says most eloquently.
Susan looks at him without moving a muscle in her face.
"You think so?"
"I think I owe you a drink. Do you want to go over there to the bar for a while?"
"But not for long, I have some things to do. Meet you there in a bit, okay?" Susan said, and without waiting for an answer, she quickly walks away.
"Beautiful." Sammy said to himself as he turns to see her busty figure.
The audience around him watch the show intently and marvel and laugh as one.
Suddenly Sammy is stopped by Jerry. Finally he meets a familiar face.
"Ah Sammy, just a few days back in civilization and already trying to get some chicks here?"
Jerry has quite a lot of experience in this field.
"You know, I missed a few things over the years.“
"Well, I don’t want to spoil your fun, buddy, but this girl is here with Rone. Do you know the student who just got a job in the commission?" Jerry explains to him.
Sammy looks towards Rone with a display of arrogance on his face.
"That asshole can kiss my ass."
Jerry is obviously not sure how to react to this response, so he just smiles, shakes his head disapprovingly and walks away.

Sammy is sitting at the bar with busty Susan. Although it is less than 10 minutes since they last saw each other, but to Sammy it seems as if she looks much, much better now that she is sitting right next to him.
He sometimes loses control and looks into her cleavage more than he should.
"So this is the whole thing. Seven years in school and then we'll see." Sammy is trying to shorten his story.
"You're not so excited about it, are you?"
"You saw those people. So excited to begin working for someone, to listen to commands.”
Susan is not sure what to say.
Sammy watches a dance, that´s going on behind the bar. One guy there is dancing with four cool girls.
"See that girl over there? She looks just like you."
"No, she doesn’t." Susan smiles and pushes her full breasts closer to his hands.
They enjoy the nice moment. They seem to be tuned into a similar wavelength ... Even though this is mainly due to the manual of "How to get a pretty girl with a finger in the nose", which Sammy was reading when he was bored during between tests.
What he hasn’t really got yet was how to start something more exciting. So before it's too late, he suddenly says:
"Kiss me."
Susan looks a little surprised, but she wants to do it. Well, then Rone appears.
"What are you doing here, Susan?" He asks with anger in his voice.
She turns to him and talks to him as if he was her brother.
"I met a friend, I'll be there in a sec, okay?"
But Rone doesn’t want to leave. Susan is sitting way too close to the college boy.
"Who the f*** are you?" He asks Sammy.
"Who wants to know?"
Rone would prefer a kinda stronger calibre of conversation, but half the people at the bar are watching them.
"Susan come here, we gotta go."
She waits a few seconds for Sammy's reaction, but he looks even more surprised than her. Then she stands up and goes to Rone.
"See ya, Sammy."
"See ya."
Rone laughs.
Well, that was weird. Why did she actually go with him? Sammy is thinking about it, but he realizes that he doesn’t really have a clue about these kinds of things.
The good news is that he only acted like an idiot once in front of her that night.