Curious Incidents of a Flailing Mermaid

10 things I'll never do again

Welcome to my Reality - week 16, prompt 7. List 10 things you will never do again and why.

1. Do all of the judging for the 30 Day Blogging Challenge at once. Because reading 98 blogs and 300 comments in five hours, really hurt my brain.
2. Get married again. It's SO stressful.
3. Swim in a competition… I've retired. I like retirement
4. See Rhiana in concert again. She was rubbish.
5. Eat gherkins. They make me want to be very ill
6. Buy a wardrobe from IKEA to be delivered. I cannot describe the nightmare we went through. Mind you, we did get a free wardrobe.
7. Buy a Windows computer if I can help it. I'm so used to Apples now that Windows makes no sense to me anymore.
8. Take part in a fake wedding. Ohhh maybe that gives away too much? Wait till Ridiculousness Part 3
9. Try and secretly organise my own Hen Party without people knowing. It's tricky
10. Leave WDC. I did once, but now I'm hooked.